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Maternity Leave Jokes

If U.S. taxpayers had to pay maternity leave....

The right to abortion would be the first amendment.

When an Amazon employee is on maternity leave...

Are they out for delivery?

I recently hired a temp to fill in while my secretary was off for six months on maternity leave.

Trying to arrive at an agreeable wage, I
asked her what she expected to earn.

The temp replied, "Well ... the minimum I could possibly work for is
four hundred a week."

I told her I'd give her that much with pleasure.

The temp shook her head and replied, "With 'pleasure'...

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I have a coworker just back off maternity leave who takes extra long breaks to pump her breasts..

She is really milking it.

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