How do you know if your love interest is into you?

Invite them to the gym. If they show up...

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...then you know you're working out.

What's the one thing this pandemic can do for me that all my failed love interests never could?

Leave me breathless.

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I finally found a book where the love interest is a grandfather clock

It's about fucking time

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