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Love In Jokes

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There’s two things that I love in this world…

tits

Why do chess players search for love in Central Europe?

They prefer Czech mates

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Why do elephants make love in water?

Well, how else do you keep a two tonne fanny wet for two hours?

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If there’s one thing I love in this world, its fucking Whoppers from Burger King,

And eating them too.

God said that all men will find love in every corner of the Earth

Then he made the Earth round and laughed and laughed and laughed.

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What does lite beer and making love in a canoe have in common?

They're both fucking close to water.

Love in the time of Coronavirus

I said, "The scent you're wearing is beautiful."

She said, "Thanks, it is my hand sanitizer."

Lately I’ve been looking for love in r/dentists...

Because according to my ex, dating me is like pulling teeth

There are three things that I love in life.

Eating my family and not using commas.

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Husband always insisted on making love in the dark...

After 20 years wife turns on the light, finds him holding a vibrator.

She goes ballistic, "You impotent bastard! How could you lie to me all these years?"

Husband looks her straight in the eyes & calmly says, "I'll explain the toy, you explain the kids....."

Why do 9 ants get to love in an apartment for free?

Because they are not tenants..

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