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Lo Mein Jokes

A doctor is eating a late lunch at his favorite Chinese restaurant when he hears the dreaded words:

"Is there a doctor in the building?!"

He strides to the back where he sees the manager and a patron who looks pale and shaky.

"We've just had two people come down with some kind of sickness," the manager says, "the lady here, and another gentleman in the bathroom."

"How do you ...

Why do strip malls love renting space to Chinese restaurants?

Because they’re lo mein tenants.

Why are Chinese noodles so easy to love?

Because they are 'Lo Mein-tenance'!

As a landlord, the most laid-back renters I ever had were a Chinese restaurant.

They were lo mein tenants.

Why did the depressed Mexican order chinese takeout?

Because he was feeling lo mein

I can just eat Chinese takeout every day.

I'm lo meintenance.

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