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A man and his wife are having trouble with their life

So the man goes to the new toy shop, walks up to the counter and explains his situation.

The clerk says “I’ve got just the thing for you, it’s called magic ” and retrieves it from the shelf behind him.

Man: how does it work?
Clerk: I’ll show you… “magic , counter!” ...

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My wife said she was going to come to the Halloween party dressed as our life

So she didn’t come

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