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A man and his wife are having trouble with their sex life

So the man goes to the new sex toy shop, walks up to the counter and explains his situation.

The clerk says ā€œIā€™ve got just the thing for you, itā€™s called magic penisā€ and retrieves it from the shelf behind him.

Man: how does it work?
Clerk: Iā€™ll show youā€¦ ā€œmagic penis, counter!ā€ ...

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My wife said she was going to come to the Halloween party dressed as our Sex life

So she didnā€™t come

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