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Knacks Jokes

I woke up this morning...

I woke up this morning to find all by books and knick-knacks scattered all over the floor.

I've only got my shelf to blame.

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So, a frog goes into a bank

to get a loan and is directed to Ms Patty Whack, the loan officer. The frog explains it needs a loan to help make ends meet. Patty asks what he has for collateral. The frog pulls out a case of various figurines and statuettes. She looks it over and is not quite sure what to do, Patty excuses herself...

A frog went to the bank to take out a mortgage.

He sat down with Patty Mack the banker, and began the negotiations.

His credit score wasn't bad, but when it came to the subject of collateral, he was a little unsure. Collectables and other odds and ends were all he had to offer.

Patty was not convinced. No car? No property? Littl...

There once was a confident little indian -OC

Who made his name by always erecting two teepees. At first everyone thought it was a little silly! However, when he had an entire additional room for drying meat during a rainstorm, or another sleeping spot for friends from other villages, or even all that extra storage space for his clothes/knick k...

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An elderly couple from Ohio are planning their 40th anniversary...

The couple, who were rabid basketball fans, had used the last 39 years to have an annual foray into their shared passion for the NBA. They went to games when they could, had gone to the Basketball Hall of Fame (four times so far), but usually just celebrated by getting each other neat collector's i...

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