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Juleps Jokes

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3 Southern sisters are sitting on a big porch sipping Mint Juleps.

Martha says, “My husband loves me so much, he built me this amazing porch.”
Mary says, “Well isn’t that nice?”
Mildred says, “Bless your heart”

Mary says, “My husband loves me so much, he bought me a beautiful new Cadillac.”
Martha says, “Well isn’t that nice?”
Mildred says, “Bles...

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Mmmm, that's nice.

Two little old ladies in the South were sitting on the porch sipping mint juleps one day. Betty Lou had come to visit Mary Jean for lunch at her beautiful country estate.

Mary Jean said to Betty Lou, "Oh Betty Lou, I'm just so pleased with mah adorin husbind - he went and bought us this beaaa...

Three Southern ladies

There are these three Southern ladies, Miz Ida and Miz Edna, and Miz Blanche a settin' in the glider on their porch, drinkin' mint juleps and fanning themselves in the cool afternoon air. Their talk turned to the pet names they called their husbands.

Miz Ida turns to Miz Edna and says "I cal...

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