John Snow was at a bar outside the great wall drinking. A beautiful girl comes inside and her eyes meet his. She likes him, so she goes and introduce herself.
-Hello, handsome. My name is Jenny Spring. What's yours?
John laughs and continues with his drink.
-Why is this f...
What did john snow go to the apple store for?
For the watch.
Why is John Snow a confident poker player?
Because he just upped the aunty.
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