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Joel Osteen Jokes

Joel Osteen is coming out with his own brand of candy bars.

They’re called Charlatan Chew.

Joel Osteen, God and Satan walk into a bar

Never mind, the bars closed because Joel Osteen got a Four million dollar bailout and the bar didn’t.

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Joel Osteen dies and goes to Heaven.

He looks up at the big pearly gates and immediately recognizes where he is. He waits for a while but no one comes to greet him. Beyond the gates, he hears a band performing a concert between deafening cheers of the crowd and other indications of general merriment. He looks around but cannot find ...

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What do Joel Osteen and Donald Trump have in common?

Both are assholes that can't fill stadiums.

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