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Jerry Can Jokes

Why can Jerry fill his car up in the middle of the woods?

Cause Jerry can

I can't tell you what the Germans contributed after WW2 but....

*Jerry can*

Who can drink 5 gallons of petrol without getting sick?

Jerry can.

Who can drink 2 liters of gasoline

Jerry can

Since we’re doing Readers Digest…

This is a true story, and one that my dad submitted and had published in RD back in the early 80s. It takes place in the early 60s. I’m typing it here from memory.

“My friend and I were driving between 2 rural Indiana towns during a winter blizzard when we ran out of gas. With only $5 to our ...

Is Tom the cat able to pour gasoline on the ground from a container?

No, but Jerry can.

If anyone in the UK is currently struggling to get hold of some fuel just let me know.

Because my mate Jerry can.

Tom can’t hold petrol

But Jerry can

A man ran out of gasoline and walked to a nearby small oiler town.

Fortunately, there was a gas station. . He couldn’t find a gas canister, so he went down the street knocking on each door to find one.

He knocked on one door.

“Hello, I’ve run out of gas and need a gas can. Can you help me?” The woman said “No, but Jolyne can.”

He knocked on Jo...

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