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Fly Over Jokes

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A fly over a stream. [Dirty Joke]

One day, in a peaceful forest, a fly buzzed over a stream.

In the stream, a salmon was swimming, and it looked up and saw the fly. It thought to itself, "If that fly would drop down about a half an inch, I'd be able to jump up, catch it, and I'd have myself something to eat."

Alongside...

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels

[my little girl’s favourite-ever joke]

If birds that fly over the sea are called seagulls, what do you call birds that fly over the Keys?

Kegels.

This joke MIGHT fly over some of y'alls heads.

I asked my pet cat what's two minus two. He said nothing.

This war in Ukraine has me on edge. Yesterday I thought I heard a Russian plane fly over my house.

It was just an Illyushin

President of France, Italy and Serbia are flying over the world in a jet.

They fly over France and the president of France says:
"Look, there's France!!"
Everyone asks:
"How do you know?"
He responds:
"You can see the Eiffel tower."

They fly over Italy and the president of Italy says:
"Look, there's Italy!!"
Everyone asks:
"How do you know?"...

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A fish sees a fly over the river

The fish thinks " if that fly drops 6 inches I'm going to jump up and get it"

But the fish doesn't know that there's a bear by the river

The bear thinks " if that fly drops 6 inches , the fish will jump and get it and I'll get the fish and I'll have a good meal"

But what the b...

Two Australian White Ibis fly over Germany

One says to the other, "hey, do you speak any German?"

The other goes, "ibis-chen."

What do 9/11 jokes and planes that fly over New York have in common?

They don't always land.

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Bored Superman

One day Superman is flying around looking for crime. Lex Luther is locked up along with all the other villains so not much is going on. Superman sees Batman crouched next to a gargoyle on a building so stops by to see what's up. "Hey Batman what's good wanna do something?" Batman answers gruffly, "I...

Why did the rookie technician allow a German zeppelin to fly over Allied airspace?

It was just a blimp on the radar.

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Moral of the Story

There was a fly buzzing over a lake. In this lake was a fish.

This fish was thinking to himself, "Man, if that fly would come down 6 inches, I could jump up and eat that fly."

Behind a bush near the lake sat a bear.

The bear looked at the fish, then at the fly, then back at th...

I hate jokes about airplanes

All they do is fly over my head

Oh, jokes from 7 year-olds are cool now? From my son last night: "Why do sea gulls fly over the sea?"

Because if they flew over the bay they'd be bay gulls ("like bagels, get it Dad?").

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Superman's day off

Superman has a very rare day off and decides to fly around to figure out how to spend it.

He flies over to Batman's place and approaches him. "Hey Batman, I have the day off want to hang out?". "Sorry Superman, I have to stop the Joker from killing my girlfriend". Superman replies, "Eh whatev...

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