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Hurricane Irma Jokes

Hurricane Irma

Right now Irma is signaling for a left turn.


But it's Florida so, you know, you can't really be sure whats going to happen.

Hurricane Irma was coming, and my mother was thirsty.

My mother has a glass of port wine with almost
every dinner, and insists that any guests over 21 do the same. A handful of my friends have also come to wait out the storm with us, as they had to evacuate. While at the grocery store stocking up on food, my mother insists on getting more wine for ...

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**What did hurricane Irma say to the coconut palm tree?**

Hold on to your nuts this ain't no ordinary blow job!!!

A reporter was interviewing Hurricane Irma.

Reporter: "Now that you've been to the Bahamas and Puerto Rico, where are you headed next?"

Irma: "IM GOING TO DISNEY!!!"

Nobody's happier about hurricane Irma than Hillary Clinton and Al Gore

It's the only reason their books are flying off the shelves in Florida.

I heard that after Hurricane Irma, FEMA will run out of money.

This is surprising since I thought they would have a rainy day fund.

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