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Hurricane Harvey Jokes

Hurricane Harvey is no joke.

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Fitting joke for Hurricane Harvey

This is a Joke my Dad (who is Catholic) once told me when I was young. With Hurricane Harvey currently outside my window, I was reminded of it. Maybe it will give some humor to those currently in worse off areas than I.


A woman lives on the Texas coastline. Her town orders her to evacua...

Astronauts release a photo of Hurricane Harvey...

Astronauts released a photo of Hurricane Harvey as seen from the the International Space Station. They sent a short message along with the photograph; "Houston, you have a problem."

What do Hurricane Harvey and Harvey Weinstein have in common?

They are both massive bodies that devastated countless victims.

What is the difference between Hurricane Harvey and Harvey Weinstein?

Hurricane Harvey actually made its victims wet.

Is it too soon to say a Hurricane Harvey joke

Or should I just wait for everything to blow over?

What does Hurricane Harvey and Kim Kardashian have in common?

They will both blow the entire coast just to get on TV.

What did NASA have to say about Hurricane Harvey?

*Kzzzzz* Houston, we have a problem.

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What did Hurricane Harvey say to the coconut palm tree?

Hold on to your nuts, this is no ordinary blow job!

My kid sister wanted to play with Hurricane Harvey. She's been . . .

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Who hits Houston harder?

Bobby Brown or Hurricane Harvey.

~Probably too soon.

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