Hooke Jokes - 17 Hilarious Hooke Jokes

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I once hooked up with a Japanese porn star...

...but it was a total blur.

I was hooked on auctions after only going once ...

...going twice…

I bet my farmer friend $100,000 I could get his cows hooked on weed

The steaks have never been higher

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Hooked up with a GILF

We get to her place she said she didn't need a safe word. If anything went wrong just hit her LifeAlert button

Pros of my high school years: I graduated top of my class, was voted prom king, and hooked up with the hottest girl in my grade.

Cons of my high school years: my twin sister and I were homeschooled.

A Circle was talking to his other circle friends, he said did you know that our buddy circle hooked up with that lady circle? And circles asked...

Venn?

Potassium and Oxygen hooked up

It would have been OK, if Potassium hadn't come first.

Bonus: Oxygen, Hydrogen, and Carbon always wear their best suits when they get together. They're a formyl group.

What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to?

The computer runs.

I've hooked up with a Geiger Girl.

We just clicked.

I heard that Oxygen and Magnesium hooked up last night.

I was like OMg.

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I hooked up with a martial artist last week.

She floated like a butterfly, and now it stings when I pee.

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I hooked up with a girl....

I hooked up with a girl. She said she wanted me to give her 8 inches and make her bleed!

So I fucked her twice and punched her in the nose

A fisherman took his boat far out to sea. He hooked a huge fish, and fought it for hours.

Unfortunately, as he wasn’t strapped into his seat, he was yanked overboard, and began to drown. Suddenly, he was rescued and brought back to his boat by a pair of dolphins. Without thinking, the fisherman thanked them.
They replied, “You’re welcome!” Aghast, the fisherman said, “You can talk! Th...

I hooked up with a very promiscuous native American.

I think I now understand why they call him "fire snake"

A couple hooked up to the Joy of painting.....

9 months later they had a happy little accident

I finally hooked up with the girl who said, “You’re like a brother to me”.

I said, “Well, if you incest”.

What's the difference between a hook and a hooker?

You can unscrew a hook, but you can't unscrew a hooker

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