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Holy Ghost Jokes

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The Pope announces he's kicking all the Jews out of Rome...

Outraged, the Jewish community call for a chance to debate the Pope and fight to stay.


They elect their best Rabbi and he travels to the Vatican to sit down with the Pope and plead for the Jews right to stay in Rome.


Since the Pope only speaks Latin and the Rabbi only s...

Holy Holiday

Jesus, Mary and the Holy Ghost try to plan a vacation.

Holy Ghost: "Let's go to Lourdes!"

Mary: "Oh, let's not. The people there will recognize me and fall to their knees, that's like work! So what about Jerusalem?"

"No", says Jesus. "I had a really bad experience there! How abo...

Christian girls are mean as hell

I didn't know it was possible to be holy ghosted.

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The new priest

A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak.

After mass he asked the Bishop how he had done.

The Bishop replied, "When I am worried about getting nervous on the pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass. If I start to get nervous, I take a sip."
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I joined a Christian dating site

And got Holy Ghosted

Holy Ghost

It's a Sunday morning, and a pastor is talking to the crowd during his homily. He says to the congregation: "alright, so during mass we talk about the Father, the Son, and the Holy Ghost. With a show of hands, how many of you believe in spirits or ghosts?" About half of the crowd raises their hands....

What do you call a Christian Mingle date who never returned your message?

The Holy Ghost.

As an atheist, I was upset when my son became a priest but then he passed away.

Now I'm being haunted by the father, my son, and the holy ghost.

I left my pastor on read this morning

Call that a holy ghost

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Three nuns die and go to heaven.

St. Peter greets them at the pearly gates and tells them that they’ll have to each answer a question about the Bible before being allowed into heaven.

“Sister, tell me, what is the holy trinity?” he asks the first nun.

The first nun answers “The father, the son and the Holy Ghost”. <...

What do you call a resurrected guy that was shot to death?

The Holy Ghost

Why was Mary Magdalene upset with Jesus?

Bevause he holy ghosted her.

When a good christian girl starts ignoring your calls, it is not ghosting.

It is holy ghosting.

A Jewish Atheist sends his son to school.

A Jewish atheist hears that the best school in town happens to be Catholic, so he enrolls his son. Things are going well until one day the boy comes home and says, “I just learned all about the Father, the Son, and the Holy Ghost.” The boy’s father is barely able to control his rage. He grabs his so...

Went on a date with a girl, but it was obvious I wasn't religious enough for her and never heard from her again.

She holy ghosted me.

What do you call it when Jesus leaves you on read?

Getting Holy Ghosted.

A guy gets knocked down in the street

A regular looking guy gets knocked down in the street in New York. A crowd gathers round him and a catholic priest pushes though. He has no idea if the guy is catholic or not but he sees that the guy is in a bad way and decides to give him the last rites anyway. The priest kneels down beside the guy...

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A Priest and a Nun go golfing...

...They reach the first teebox and decide the Nun shall go first. She sets up her ball and then proceeds to pray

"Oh Father, we thank for this wonderful game of golf and this beautifull day that we can come together and play golf for you glory. I ask for you blessing with this drive. Father,...

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