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Hodor Jokes

What does Hodor start off his day with?

Raisin' Bran.

What's Hodor's favorite breakfast cereal?

Raisin Bran.

What do Ned Stark and Hodor talk about at breakfast?

Raisin’ Bran

What did Hodor have to say about working in the stables?

'odor

Hodor is the ultimate gentleman!

He always holds the door.

What do you call the side door of a brothel in Westeros?

Hodor

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What do you call the entrance to a prostitute's house?

Hodor.

Game of Thrones

Q: What's the name of Hodor's cat?

> A: Hodor

Q: Why did Hodor cross the road?

> A: Hodor

Q: How many Hodors does it take to screw in a lighbulb?

> A: Hodor

Q: What's the title of Hodor's favorite book?

> A: Hodor

Q: Why wasn'...

I heard that there is going to be a Game of Thrones crossover with Westworld. (Spoilers for both shows)

Hodor: Hodor!!!

Bernard: What door?

What would an employee only entrance to a brothel be called in Westeros?

A Hodor...

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