An American hiker walks to the edge of a Himalayan cliff, determined to end it all.

As he stares down at the rocks below, he notices movement out of the corner of his eye. He glances over to see a Buddhist monk standing between two trees, beckoning him over.

With nothing to lose, the man shuffles over to the monk, who is holding a string of prayer flags. "You trying to talk...

Tonight I'm going to have possum soup made from Himalayan possum...

... because I found Himalayan on the road.

What’s the opposite of Himalayan Salt?

Herastandin Pepper

On my way to climb Mt. Everest, I came upon a local villager who said he had a rooster that laid eggs.

"How is that possible?" I asked.
"Himalayan rooster," he replied.

The salt packet says it was created from a 250 million year old Himalayan rock salt bed

The label says the expiry date is June 2018.

I'm so glad they dug it up just in time

What do you call the study of Himalayan plants?

Bhutany.

Never hire a Himalayan contractor to work on your house...

I did, and I came home to Himalayan with my wife.

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Damn girl are you a pink Himalayan salt lamp?

Cuz this clearly isn’t working and I still feel like shit when I’m around you.

Bad himalayan joke

Me: *on edge of roof* no one likes my jokes

Cop: there’s still a lot to live for. tell me one of your jokes

Me: what do you call a rooster that produces eggs?

Cop: I don't know. What?

Me: himalayan

Cop: omg just jump

Bought some 250 million year old Himalayan salt

But it expires in August.

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Inigo Montoya finally catches up with the six-fingered man

Inigo Montoya finally catches up with the six-fingered man in a monastry in Tibet. He finds him red-robed and shaven-headed sweeping the temple courtyard.

"Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die." he says, drawing the six-fingered sword

The six-fingered m...

What do you call a boy cat sleeping on a bed?

Himalayan.

*Be gentle. First post on here!

You have to take these modern homeopathic health fads with a pinch of salt.

Preferably Himalayan pink rock salt, due to its high mineral content and detoxifying effects.

Two hillbillies are discussing plans for dinner

After throwing ideas back and forth of what to cook, their eyes catch some roadkill on the side of the road. One of them eagerly suggests, "how about Himalayan Woodchuck?"

"Himalayan Woodchuck?" the other hillbilly scoffed. "What in the devil is that?"

"You know," the other says, gestu...

House of ill repute

There's a house of ill repute, up on a hill. There's a man going up the hill, there's a man coming down the hill and there's a man in the house.
What nationalities are they?

Man going up the hill- he's Russian

Man coming down the hill- he's Finnish

Man in the house- Himalayan

What do you call a man taking a nap?

Himalayan

What do you call a Sherpa making love to his wife?

Himalayan

(I wrote this and am sorry if it's racist)

An old man told me about a brothel.

I was sitting at a bar one evening and an old man walked in, sat down beside me and ordered a drink. After a few minutes he tapped me on the shoulder and pointed out the window to a building on top of a hill. 


"That's a brothel. You can tell the ethnicity of the men going there based on ...

Why didn't the Tibetan girl trust her boyfriend?

Himalayan

If European in the bathroom, who's the guy on the floor?

Himalayan

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