Cuz this clearly isn’t working and I still feel like shit when I’m around you.
Never hire a Himalayan contractor to work on your house...
I did, and I came home to Himalayan with my wife.
Bad himalayan joke
Me: *on edge of roof* no one likes my jokes
Cop: there’s still a lot to live for. tell me one of your jokes
Me: what do you call a rooster that produces eggs?
Cop: I don't know. What?
Cop: omg just jump
Bought some 250 million year old Himalayan salt
But it expires in August.
The salt packet says it was created from a 250 million year old Himalayan rock salt bed
The label says the expiry date is June 2018.
I'm so glad they dug it up just in time
I'm eating Himalayan deer for dinner tonight.
On account I found Himalayan on the road.
What do you call a Himalayan sniper?
What do you call a boy cat sleeping on a bed?
*Be gentle. First post on here!
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Inigo Montoya finally catches up with the six-fingered man
Inigo Montoya finally catches up with the six-fingered man in a monastry in Tibet. He finds him red-robed and shaven-headed sweeping the temple courtyard.
"Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die." he says, drawing the six-fingered sword
The six-fingered m...
You have to take these modern homeopathic health fads with a pinch of salt.
Preferably Himalayan pink rock salt, due to its high mineral content and detoxifying effects.
The house of prostitution on the hilltop
There was a house of prostitution on top of a steep hilltop. There were three men. One man was on his way up the hill to the house. The second man was in the house. The third man had just left the house and was on his way down the hill. What was the ethnicity of each man?
Two hillbillies are discussing plans for dinner
After throwing ideas back and forth of what to cook, their eyes catch some roadkill on the side of the road. One of them eagerly suggests, "how about Himalayan Woodchuck?"
"Himalayan Woodchuck?" the other hillbilly scoffed. "What in the devil is that?"
"You know," the other says, gestu...
What do you call a man taking a nap?
House of ill repute
There's a house of ill repute, up on a hill. There's a man going up the hill, there's a man coming down the hill and there's a man in the house. What nationalities are they?
Man going up the hill- he's Russian
Man coming down the hill- he's Finnish
Man in the house- Himalayan
Why didn't the Tibetan girl trust her boyfriend?
What do you call a Sherpa making love to his wife?
(I wrote this and am sorry if it's racist)
An old man told me about a brothel.
I was sitting at a bar one evening and an old man walked in, sat down beside me and ordered a drink. After a few minutes he tapped me on the shoulder and pointed out the window to a building on top of a hill.
"That's a brothel. You can tell the ethnicity of the men going there based on ...
If European in the bathroom, who's the guy on the floor?