Never hire a Himalayan contractor to work on your house...

I did, and I came home to Himalayan with my wife.

Bad himalayan joke

Me: *on edge of roof* no one likes my jokes

Cop: there’s still a lot to live for. tell me one of your jokes

Me: what do you call a rooster that produces eggs?

Cop: I don't know. What?

Me: himalayan

Cop: omg just jump

The salt packet says it was created from a 250 million year old Himalayan rock salt bed

The label says the expiry date is June 2018.

I'm so glad they dug it up just in time

I'm eating Himalayan deer for dinner tonight.

On account I found Himalayan on the road.

Bought some 250 million year old Himalayan salt

But it expires in August.

What do you call a Himalayan sniper?

A sherpshooter.

The house of prostitution on the hilltop

There was a house of prostitution on top of a steep hilltop. There were three men. One man was on his way up the hill to the house. The second man was in the house. The third man had just left the house and was on his way down the hill. What was the ethnicity of each man?

Answer:

The f...

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Inigo Montoya finally catches up with the six-fingered man

Inigo Montoya finally catches up with the six-fingered man in a monastry in Tibet. He finds him red-robed and shaven-headed sweeping the temple courtyard.

"Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die." he says, drawing the six-fingered sword

The six-fingered m...

Two hillbillies are discussing plans for dinner

After throwing ideas back and forth of what to cook, their eyes catch some roadkill on the side of the road. One of them eagerly suggests, "how about Himalayan Woodchuck?"

"Himalayan Woodchuck?" the other hillbilly scoffed. "What in the devil is that?"

"You know," the other says, gestu...

What do you call a man taking a nap?

Himalayan

House of ill repute

There's a house of ill repute, up on a hill. There's a man going up the hill, there's a man coming down the hill and there's a man in the house.
What nationalities are they?

Man going up the hill- he's Russian

Man coming down the hill- he's Finnish

Man in the house- Himalayan

What do you call a Sherpa making love to his wife?

Himalayan

(I wrote this and am sorry if it's racist)

Why didn't the Tibetan girl trust her boyfriend?

Himalayan

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You walk into a brothel...

and you see one man coming down the stairs, another man running up the stairs, and you hear another man in the room with his whore. What nationality are these men?

Well, the man coming down the stairs is Finnish, the man running up the stairs is Russian The man in the room? Himalayan.

An old man told me about a brothel.

I was sitting at a bar one evening and an old man walked in, sat down beside me and ordered a drink. After a few minutes he tapped me on the shoulder and pointed out the window to a building on top of a hill. 


"That's a brothel. You can tell the ethnicity of the men going there based on ...

If European in the bathroom, who's the guy on the floor?

Himalayan