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High Place Jokes

They say it's good to have friends in high places

but now everyone is dead and the cops say it's murder.

What do politicians, drug addicts and birds have in common?

They all have friends in high places.

birds are the only animals who can get anything done!

They got friends in high places

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Two rich kids are caught doing drugs by a cop...

The cop recognizes them and tells them: "Since you have parents in high places, I'm gonna offer you a propisition. In 3 days from now, I want to find other teens like yourself and convince them to quit drugs."

3 days have past, and the two come to the officer with their results.

The fi...

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