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Harambe Jokes

What's the difference between everybody and bullets?

Everybody misses Harambe.

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It's a good thing Harambe got shot....

Dicks out for dead kids just doesn't sound good

Everybody is trying to make Harambe jokes, and they are all really bad...

But I'm going to take a shot at it.

Hey girl, are you Harambes enclosure?

Because i want to drop babies in you.

What's the difference between Harambe and Michael Jackson?

Harambe got punished for touching little kids.

So Harambe walked into a bar

Bartender: What will you be having to drink?
Harambe: I'll have a beer
Me: No, he'll have just ice.
Bartender: Just ice?
Me: Yes, justice for Harambe

FRESH HARAMBE OF BELL AIR....

In west Cincinnati I was born and raised on the zoo grounds is where I spent most of my days,Chillin out hangin out acting all cool, eating bananas out by the pool When a mom and her kid, they were up to no good, crawled over the fence into my neighborhood,I got in one little fight and my zoo keeper...

How are Harambe memes keeping up?

Cincinnati Zoo keeps trying to shoot them down.

On the anniversary of Harambe's death...

the Cincinnati Zoo should have special deals all day. Discounts for Harambe.

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A gorilla dies (and no its not a harambe joke)

A gorilla dies of old age at a zoo right before the zoo opens. It is the only gorilla at the zoo since they are not very profitable.
However, the gorilla is their most popular attraction by far, and they cannot afford to go a day without it. So the zoo owner asks one of his workers to wear a gori...

this harambe joke is getting too long already...

...can't someone just kill it?

Harambe and his carer walk into a bar...

The bar tender says, "What'll it be for you two?"

Harambe says, "I'll just have a beer thanks."

His carer says, "Actually he'll have just ice."

"Just Ice?" replies the bar tender?

"Yep. Justice for Harambe."

Harambe and Cecil the Lion walk into a bar

Bartender asks, "What'll you have?"

They respond, "Two shots, please."

How are Harambe and the iPhone the same?

it only took one extra hole to kill them both

Q: What do Fidel Castro and Harambe have in common?

A: They're both dead gorillas.

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Whats the difference between Harambe and a African child?

People give a shit about Harambe

Harambe the gorilla walked into a bar and ordered a drink.

The bartender says, "I don't serve gorillas here."

Harambe says, "you better or I'm gonna do something terrible."

The bartenders say, "oh yeah! Like what?"

Harambe points to a women slumped against the bar and says, "I'm gonna go over there and eat that woman!"

The barten...

What does Harambe order when he goes to a restaurant?

He gets the kids meal.

A Poem

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

Stop memes about Harambe

-Cincinnati Zoo

I feel I can empathise with Harambe a lot

I too have been shot at whilst molesting kids

I told the mods about my idea to start a Harambe mega-thread.

But they shot it down.

Harambe memes have lost their popularity since the election...

People's attention moved away from the death of a gorilla to the election of an orangutan!

All of us had a good time with those Harambe memes

Now the joke is dead because all of you little kids jumped into it.

The phrase "Dicks out for Harambe" was a big hit in Thailand.

Because most of the women could join in too.

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I was telling my friend a joke. "There was this gorilla...

..."

"I fucking swear, if this is another Harambe joke, I..."

"Well, thanks for killing it."

A Gorilla walks into a bar....

He takes a shot. His name is Harambe.

Weinstein, C.K., Lauer...

I think this "Dicks out for Harambe" thing is getting out of hand.

There's a new terrorist group targeting gorillas

It's called Boko Harambe

A gorilla dies of old age at the zoo.

His name wasn't Harambe.

What do you call a gorilla that's a member of a terrorist organization?

Boko Harambe

I want to open a Reserve to breed, arm and train West Lowland Gorillas to fight Jihadists.

I'm going to call it Boko Harambe

The bartender says: "Sorry we don't serve time travelers"

Harambe walks into a bar.

A Muslim man and his Muslim wife were at a zoo

They see a whole group of people attempting to kill a gorilla who was holding a child.

The wife turns to her husband and said "Oh no, this is immoral and horrid!"

The husband then looks at her and said "It's Harambe."

Trump's last two chances to save his election campaign at the second debate:

1. Be endorsed by Dave.

2. Bring out a resurrected Harambe on stage.

Roses are red...

Harambes in heaven, George Bush had advanced knowledge of 9/11.

The zookeeper said he'd tell me where the bathroom is located if I can say the alphabet.

"A B C E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z"

He asks: "where's the D?"

"It's out for Harambe"

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