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Hannukah Jokes

Christians who celebrate Hannukah

Are in the menorahty.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

A Rabbi and Priest are sitting together on an airplane...

and they start chatting about religion, each one comparing their religion. Jesus this and Moses that... we eat Matzoh, and we have the wafer... Christmas and Hannukah and so on.

After a while of politely chatting, the Priest turns to the Rabbi and asks: "So tell me Rabbi... what is the single...

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