Headed to the Gyno...

I was due for an appointment with the gynecologist later in the week. Early one morning, I received a call from the doctor's office to tell me that I had been rescheduled for that morning at 9:30 am. As most women do, I like to take a little extra effort over hygiene when making such visits, but thi...

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There were two doctors [NSFW]

There were two doctors who were good friends. One was a cardiologist, second a gynecologist. They had their offices next to each other.

One day, cardiologist was sitting in his room making some paper work. Suddenly, the gyno runs to the office screaming:

"Hey dude! Come with me, my pat...

I'm not a gyno!

During a lady's medical examination, the doctor says:- "Your heart, lungs, pulse and blood pressure are all fine.

Now let me see the bit that gets you ladies into all kinds of trouble."
The lady starts taking off her undies but is interrupted by the doctor.
"No! No! Leave your ...

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It's Robyn's first time at the gyno....

She is terribly nervous and her doctor can tell right away. He introduces himself and mentions that he sees she is nervous. He then asks if she would like to be numbed down there to make it more comfortable for her.

She agrees to be numbed so he sticks his face in her pussy saying "num, num, ...

What do you call a really old OBGYN?

A Gynosaur

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A woman goes to her gynecologist.

“What seems to be the problem?” Asked the gyno.

“Something is terribly wrong. I keep finding postage stamps from Costa Rica in my vagina.”

The gynecologist has a look, chuckles and says,

“Those aren’t postage stamps my dear. They’re the stickers off the bananas.”

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South American Stamps

So a lady goes to see her gyno because she's having a personal health issue. The doctor enters.
"Ma'am, what seems to be the problem?"
"It's been two weeks, doc..I keep finding stamps up my vagina!"
"Yeah! From Costa Rica! Sometimes even Ecuador! I've never even been outsi...

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A women goes to see a gynecologist.

But hers isn't in so she just sees whoever is available. The gyno notices she is very attractive so he gets her in the stirrups and starts to fondle her breasts. He asks "Do you know what I'm doing?"

The woman replies "Yes, you're checking for lumps."

"Very good," says the man, who the...

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Guy goes to have sex with his wife

She pulls down her pants and takes off her underwear and the husband says, "Honey I don't know how to say this but you're cunt is huge."

"Fuck you, you asshole!" She says. Pulls up her underwear, rolls over, and goes to sleep upset.

The next day she thinks about it more and more. She f...

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