Grave Robber Jokes - 12 Hilarious Grave Robber Jokes

Two grave robbers walk into a bar

They go to a corner and start playing poker together.

An hour later the first grave robber goes up to the bartender. The bartender asks, “what happened? You look upset.”
The grave robber replies, “i just lost an arm and a leg!”

Whats the difference between an archeologist and a grave robber ?

Nationality

Have you heard of grave robbers?

Apparently the catholic Church didn't get that message

What do you call an Australian grave robber?

A down-under-taker

What do you tell a grave robber when they're tired?

Dig deep.

One day there were three grave robbers searching through a graveyard in Central America

They came across an Ancient Mayan temple which had three doors. the first grave robber walker up to the first door and looked inside, he saw a black pedestal with nothing on it, and in the back of the room there were piles of gold and riches, so he walked in and grabbed a handful of gold, but as he ...

Grave robber

grave robber: oh no i dug up the wrong grave

me, rising from my coffin: you should have said you made a grave mistake

Police baffed by grave robber

Local police were having a hard time catching a grave robber. He figured he would minimize his time in the graveyard by taking the whole corpse so he could take fillings out at his leisure. To hide the evidence he was adopting out the skeletons to worthy goths on Craig's List.

Turns out that ...

Two Grave Robbers Found Where Beethoven Was Burried.

They dig for a while and finally get to his coffin.

They open it up, only to see him erasing all the music that was buried with him.

Terrified, one of the grave robbers screams!

The other one turns to him and says, "hey man, calm down! He's just decomposing."

What do a bad author and a grave robber have in common?

They both create a lot of plotholes.

Dirty hands are a sign of clean money....

Unless you’re a grave robber

How did the grave robber perish when he became trapped in a pyramid?

He died of asphinxiation!

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