God Is Dead Jokes - 5 Hilarious God Is Dead Jokes

I am extremely offended by the song "God is Dead" by Black Sabbath. How can Ozzy Osbourne possibly sing that?

...when Tony Iommi is standing right next to him, alive and well.

A Frenchman, an Englishman, and a German walk into a forest

Suddenly, they see a bear. The Frenchman says, "Mon Dieu!". The Englishman says "Oh my god!". They look at the silent German. "Why haven't you said anything", they ask. He replies, "God is dead".

Friedrich Nietzsche Dies

As he ascends up to heaven, he begins to get worried that he might be wrong about atheism. He gets even more worried when he finally reaches heaven, and it looks just like how all those religious people said it would.

Then an old man with a big white beard comes up to him, and says "I'm God, ...

Nietzsche tells a joke.

A man walks into a bar.

The man sees himself sitting at a booth in the bar.

The bar blinks out of existence.

God is dead.

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Friedrich Nietzsche opened a club.

Overnight, it became the hottest new place in town. It seemed like everyone was turned away at the door for not meeting dress code. Eventually, one guy shows up and fights the bouncer after being rejected. When he won, the bouncer stripped naked, handed the guy his clothes, and told him he could hea...

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