Fromage Jokes - 6 Hilarious Fromage Jokes

What do you call it when a group of cheeses start fighting?

A fromage fray.

upvote

downvote

report

How does cheese get more mature?

Fromage

upvote

downvote

report

3 words, 17 letters. Say it, and I'm yours.

Omelette du Fromage

upvote

downvote

report

At the risk of getting egg on my face and being too cheesy.

Omelette au fromage.

upvote

downvote

report

String of Cheese Jokes

Hear about the French cheese factory that exploded the other day? DeBrie everywhere.

They think it might be an insurance scam by the owner though he's a bit mental, painted his wife the other day! He Double Gloucester.

He even tried to start up a new business making clothes out of chee...

upvote

downvote

report

Why don't French people smile in pictures?

The French word for "cheese" is "fromage".

upvote

downvote

report

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.