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What do you call a french dog that loves potatoes?

A pomme de terrier

How do you know if you've fallen in love with an apple from France?

Your heart goes "pomme pomme ... pomme pomme ..."

What do you call potatoes grown in a cellar?

Pommes Fritzl

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