Why do the French never have more than one egg for breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf

What did French Humpty Dumpty say when he fell?

Oeuf.

I bought some french hens recently, but it’s very frustrating that so far they’ve only laid a single egg

Un oeuf is enough.

I tried to order a couple of eggs for breakfast in Paris.

The waiter said "One egg is an oeuf!"

What did the French ostrich say after laying a 4lb egg?

Big oeuf

I just dropped all of my eggs...

Oeuf

The limit to my knowledge of the French language, is knowing the word for 'egg'

That's an oeuf

Hear about the Frenchman who choked to death eating his morning omelette?

Oeuf.

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A french twitch streamer shoves an egg up his cat's butt

Can I get un oeuf in chat, please?

My French friend doesn't believe Eggs are round.

He's a member of the flat Oeuf society.

What did the Frenchman say when he got hit by an egg?

Oeuf.

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Egg surpluses in France are a huge problem

They’re a big oeuf

I was watching a french man make a cake...

I admired his enthusiasm. He grabbed the flour, added it to the bowl, and started adding the wet ingredients. Intrigued about his recipe, I asked "hey man, how many eggs did you use for your cake?"

The French man replied, "un oeuf."

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