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Oeuf Jokes

Why do French people eat small breakfasts

One egg is an oeuf

What's the difference between an English omelette and a French omelette?

In England, 2 eggs are used in an omelette. In France, just one egg is un oeuf.

Making pancakes

An Englishman and Frenchman are together making pancakes, the Englishman retrieves 2 eggs from the fridge and cracks one into the mixing bowl. As he goes for the second egg, it slips from his hand and explodes on the floor. "Oh bollocks!" The Englishman cries. The Frenchman turns to him and says "do...

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A french twitch streamer shoves an egg up his cat's butt

Can I get un oeuf in chat, please?

I tried to order a couple of eggs for breakfast in Paris.

The waiter said "One egg is an oeuf!"

What does a French man say when he drops an egg on the ground?

Oeuf

The limit to my knowledge of the French language, is knowing the word for 'egg'

That's an oeuf

I bought some french hens recently, but it’s very frustrating that so far they’ve only laid a single egg

Un oeuf is enough.

I just dropped all of my eggs...

Oeuf

Hear about the Frenchman who choked to death eating his morning omelette?

Oeuf.

What did the Frenchman say when he got hit by an egg?

Oeuf.

A dad joke for Australian fathers day!

Egg surpluses in France are a huge problem

They’re a big oeuf

My French mate doesn't believe that eggs are ovoid...

...he's a member of the flat oeuf society

I was watching a french man make a cake...

I admired his enthusiasm. He grabbed the flour, added it to the bowl, and started adding the wet ingredients. Intrigued about his recipe, I asked "hey man, how many eggs did you use for your cake?"

The French man replied, "un oeuf."

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