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Forest Floor Jokes

My boyfriend is like the forest floor

Nuts and leaves

An amateur birdwatcher and a professional ornithologist are observing the same patch of the forest floor.

There’s a break in the canopy above them, so there are dozens of birds congregated to soak up the sunlight. The scientist is eagerly taking notes and muttering to himself, “28…29…30… there’s 31 distinct species all in this one clearing! It’s amazing!”

The birdwatcher tells him, “No, they’re a...

Rumour got round that the bear kept a list of all the animals he plans to kill.

Scared and confused, the wolf went to confront the bear.

"Bear," said wolf. "Do you really keep a list of all the animals you plan to kill?"

"I do." said the bear.

"And... Is my name on it?" asked the wolf.

"It is." the bear growled. And the following morning, the wol...

Why is the forest floor covered in leaf litter?

Because nature abhors a vacuum

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Pierre Dumonte Wiffade was a French explorer and biologist....

Pierre Dumonte Wiffade was a French explorer and biologist who was, in 1792, considered one of the country’s chief ornithologists. Credited with discovering and describing over 200 different bird species, he spent most of his life hopping from island to island, describing the wildlife, and moving to...

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Animals built an outhouse

Forest animals decided, that they don't like stepping on crap every day, so they got together and built an outhouse.

Everything was great and forest floor was much cleaner after that. But one day, they found out, that window on the outhouse was broken. So they held a meeting, where they were ...

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The Great White Hunter

A wealthy American man has retired and is entering old age. Fearing that he hasn't lived his life to the fullest, he decides that the first thing he will do with his funds will be to fulfill a childhood dream of his: to go hunting in Africa and take down a gorilla.

He promptly arranges a flig...

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A Bear is Chasing a Rabbit Through the Forest...

The bear has been chasing the rabbit for quite some time now, so needless to say that the rabbit is getting very tired. Suddenly, the rabbit trips over a magic genie lamp on the forest floor...and out pops the genie.

"Thank you for releasing me! For your great deed, I shall grant each of you...

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Mr Mouse is walking through the forest

... when suddenly he hears a loud "HELP! HELP!". He looks around, and there is Mr Elephant, up to his armpits in mud. "What's wrong, Mr Elephant?" says Mr Mouse. "I was walking through the forest, and I got stuck in the mud, and now I can't get out." "Don't worry. I'll be right back" says Mr Mouse. ...

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