Fisting Jokes - 14 Hilarious Fisting Jokes

I joined a fisting club recently.

It’s not something I’m particularly into, I’m just trying to widen the circle of my friends.

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[NSFW] My girlfriend asked me if I could try fisting her...

I said "No, there won't be any of that crap... not on my watch."

What do you call the annual award show for fisting?

The crammy's

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Confucius say; Man who is into fisting,

gives shitty handshakes.

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I think fisting should be called ...

Uppercunting

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My friend told me he recently tried anal fisting.

He said it was a real punch in the gut.

My wife said that if this gets 100,000 upvotes, we could try fisting

She even promised that she would take off her rings

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Comedian Jeff Dunham has been accused of sexual assault

After allegations from his coworkers saying that he's been fisting them for decades.

Just look up his Youtube channel if you want to see evidence of this abuse. Millions have just sat by and watched while these poor souls suffered through tremendous pain right in-front of them.

Is it still considered Fisting if they have no fingers?

Really had me stumped the other day.

How many times does it take for someone to enjoy fisting?

A handful.

Trust me, you don't want to try fisting

I've had first hand experience

"Why are you fisting me?" A question that should never come up during love making.

Fisting should always be discussed beforehand.

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Our sex education teacher asked the class, "Who knows what fisting is?"

I put my hand up.

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What's the difference between a cunt punch and fisting?

pants

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