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Fishnets Jokes

My wife had diarrhea while wearing fishnets.

She had runs in her stockings.

Its funny that we named fishnet leggings after fishnets

Especially considering the fact that the people in them are never a catch

What do a stressed out politician and a dolphin have in common?

Neither wants to be caught in fishnets.

My wife didn't appreciate my post to r/brosbeingbros about us saving a life while at the beach.

We released a few hookers from fishnets.

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Mike got pulled over

Mike gets pulled over at about 11pm on his way home from dinner at his mother, the police office comes over and Mike rolls down the window

PO: do you know why I pulled you over?

Mike: no officer, why did you pull me over?

PO: I think you're drunk!

Mike: I assure you offic...

This just in: a horrible fishing accident in Thailand.

Several boys found in fishnets

7 more uncommon Russian Jokes

#1
A fisherman complains to his friend:
- Bloody neighbor! When I go fishing, he goes to my wife. When I stay at home, he checks my fishnets.

#2
A group of hunters meet an old hunter in the forest. They know that he is almost blind, so they start shouting:

- We are not deer! ...

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