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Financial Crisis Jokes

My neighbor was hit by a financial crisis

He has to eat moldy cheese, drink old wine and drive in cars without roofs.

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Japan's Financial Crisis

Banking Crisis Recent reports indicate the Japanese banking crisis shows no signs of improving.

If anything, it's getting worse.

Following last week's news that Origami Bank had folded, it was today learned that Sumo Bank has gone belly up.

Bonsai Bank plans to cut back some o...

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New hooker in town.

Bill and his wife Julie were going through financial crisis. Bill suggested Julie to become a hooker.

Julie was not sure how to start that, so Bill said, "Stand near that pillar and pick up a guy. Tell him your rate is $200. If you got any question, I'll be parked around the corner".
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Two time travelers meet at a bar

"So when were you during the great financial crisis?"

Trump and Putin...

...get cryogenically frozen after their respective deaths, and are re-woken 200 years later.

They decide to take a walk through the city together. Suddenly, Putin stops and bursts out laughing, pointing at the headline at a newsstand: "USA in worst financial crisis in history"

They...

On a cold winter day....

....31st December 2009, the employees of a company received the following message "While the company recognises your invaluable services, we are sorry to inform that we would be able to pay your salaries only next year". Shocked on seeing this, the employees contacted the salary section of the finan...

John is in an elevator and another woman enters.

John is in an elevator and another woman enters.

He politely asks, "Which floor?"

The woman replies, "Third please."

He replies, "Oh, are you donating blood at the blood center?"

"Yes, I am! Just need some quick money, having kind of a financial crisis."

"Oh I see...

Big Artie

There once was a Hitman named Big Artie.

Things were tough in the Underworld at thew time, what with the Financial Crisis lately and such, the market hasn't been kind to his business. Because of this, he decides that he needs to put down the prices - It's been months since he'd had a job and ...

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