Father Time Jokes - 3 Hilarious Father Time Jokes

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What is Father Time's favorite thing to read?

A yearbook

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How did Father Time and Mother Earth get together?

Only Time will tell.

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A man named his children second, minute and hour, and thus he was nicknamed father time

One day, they was all in their house and a robber burst through the front door and said, 'nobody move!' When recalling the event, second said, it was like time stood still'

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