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My friend gets offended when people tell fat jokes.

I told her to lighten up.

Do you know why I don't make fat jokes?

Because they wouldn't be appreciated by the wider audience.

STOP MAKING FAT JOKES, FAT JOKES ARE NOT FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

they already have enough on their plate

I don’t find fat jokes funny anymore...

... I have outgrown them

Fat jokes never grow old

Sorry, I meant "fat people".

Fat jokes aren't fair...

They're soft targets.

I have seen a lot of fat jokes here recently, and we should be nicer to them.

They have enough on their plates as it is

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A woman tells her therapist that her husband made 2 fat jokes about her the previous day.

Husband: That's a lie.


Therapist: Then why would she remember you making them?


Husband: Because elephants never forget.

I don't like telling fat jokes

They weigh too much on my conscience

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