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Farenheit Jokes

I asked my European boss if he had read Farenheit 451.

He told me he only made it to page 232...

Why did Freddy Mercury stay home from school?

He had a temp of 200 degrees Farenheit.

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Surgeon's joke.

There used to be a rule that in order to get into anesthesia, applicants had to have an IQ greater than their body temp. For a while they couldn't get any new anesthesia trainees because nobody would pass.

Then they decided to switch from farenheit to celsius, and now there's a lot of them.

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