I asked my European boss if he had read Farenheit 451.

He told me he only made it to page 232...

Anders Celsius died when he was 43 years old

although his rival Farenheit was convinced he was 109

Why did Freddy Mercury stay home from school?

He had a temp of 200 degrees Farenheit.

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Surgeon's joke.

There used to be a rule that in order to get into anesthesia, applicants had to have an IQ greater than their body temp. For a while they couldn't get any new anesthesia trainees because nobody would pass.

Then they decided to switch from farenheit to celsius, and now there's a lot of them.

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