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Far Right Jokes

With the far right prescribing UV and sunlight for medical cures

They have finally seen the benefits of solar power.

What happens when a sane person posts on a far right sub and a far left sub?

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Does anyone recall the guy in the superhero outfit at the Capitol on January 6th?

He was on the far right.

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What do you call the extremes in the political spectrum?

Political Rectums

Example sentence: It’s impossible to have a civilized discussion with Tim, he is too far right/left up in the Political Rectum.

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I'm getting real tired of people comparing Trump to Hitler.

I mean, I get it: they both appeal to the radical far right Uber-nationalists and blame problems on minority groups but whatever, it's getting out of hand. Grow up and show some damn respect!Hitler at least actively served in the military and didn't get a deferment.

Why couldn’t the commie find the fascist?

They were looking too far left while the other one was far right.

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A giant burly tough-as-nails biker dude barges into a bar...

A giant burly tough-as-nails biker dude barges into a bar and strolls up to the bar that already has wall to wall customers. He shoves everyone to one side and demands the bartender's attention. Everyone is immediately cowed into silence by the look of him.

"Gimme a shot of whiskey!" He barks...

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A motorcycle driver...

...dies in an accident. He finds himself in hell, he looks around and spots Hitler. Hitler comes over and asks the young fella "Well what brought you here mein Junge?" The motorcycle driver replies " Well... too far right and too much gas, which left the whole place burning." Hitler answers " Ah yea...

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The four kids....

The four kids sat on four different chairs in front of the principal looking rather sad.

“Why did you get sent here?” asked the principal to the boy sitting far right.

“I threw rock into the water.”

“Okey, that’s a weird reason for your teacher to send you here” responded the pr...

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