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Fake Tan Jokes

Was talking to an uncle of mine at a wedding

The night was getting on and we were each a couple pints deep.

My eyes were starting to wander and he caught me looking at a good looking girl with a fair bit of fake tan on

I look back and see him glance at her before giving me a cheeky wink

“Jeezus” he goes “ye young ones are ...

What do you call a Scottish girl with a fake tan in an Indian restaurant?

A mango lassie

I just turned down a girl because of the colour of her skin.

Can't be dealing with her terrible fake tan.

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