A guy's wife faints one day, so he takes her to the hospital.
After a full day of tests on the wife, the doctor approaches the husband wearing a grave expression. He says: "I'm afraid I have some bad news. We know that it's either AIDS or Alzheimer's."
The husband breaks down, and says "Oh my god, what do I do? What do I do?"
The doctor replies: ...
A butcher is at work, chopping up some meat when he hears the door open.
He walks to the door and sees a golden retriever with a note in its mouth. The butcher, amused, grabs the note and reads it. The note says, "I'll take a dozen sausage links. Keep the change." The butcher scoffs and is about to throw the note away until he takes another look at the dog, who is now ho...