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Earth Is Flat Jokes

I am telling you the earth is flat!

It’s made up of 70% Uncarbonated water!

A flat earth conspiracist was boasting about how many people believe that the Earth is flat...

He said, “We have supporters all around the globe!!!”

Why do flat-Earthers think the Earth is flat?

Because if the Earth is round, their world would be pointless

I can prove the Earth is flat

But people always tell me my arguments keep doing roundabouts

The Earth is flat!

Now I'm going to travel around the world to let everyone know.

My coworker thinks the Earth is flat

I told him if that were true, cats would have already found the edge and pushed everything off.

The earth is flat

That's it. That's the entire joke.

So my friend was trying to convince me the earth is flat the other day...

Just kidding. He has no friends.

(Most likely a repost) If the earth is flat...

Then why is my life going downhill...

My friend walked to the end of the world to prove the earth is flat

Eventually he came around

I swear, if I hear someone tell me one more time the Earth is flat...

I'll push them right off the edge!

I met a guy who believes the Earth is flat. He set off on a journey to see for himself.

I'm sure he'll come around.

Flat Earthers vindicated

The surface of the earth is approx 70% water. None of it is carbonated, thus proving the earth is flat.

I agree with Flat Earthers on every thing except

that the Earth is Flat

TIL the Earth produces global electromagnetic resonance with the highest peak frequency of 33.8Hz, slightly lower than a C#1 note with a frequency of 34.65Hz.

I guess you can say the earth is flat.

I'm throwing a party for a bunch of science geeks tomorrow night

First person who falls asleep gets "The Earth Is Flat" in sharpie on their forehead.

People are so stupid sometimes...

They say the earth is flat... Of course it isn't it's got mountains.

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In medieval times in Rome, the Pope, influenced by some conservative advisers, decided to expel all Jews from the city

The Pope, not wanting to seem as forcing his decision on the Jews, allowed a debate to be held so the Jews could defend their citizenship.

That night, the Jewish Rabbis gathered in the synagogue to decide who will debate against the Pope. However none of the Rabbis wanted to debate against hi...

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