I finally thought of a joke with just the right amount of dry humor

I’ll post it soon

Dry humor about water.

So these two guys are in a cabin in the woods by a small pond in Vermont.

One says, "Hey, go fetch some water to drink."

So the other takes a pail and wades out into the pond to get water. He looks up and there is a bear across the pond looking at him and growling!

The guy drops...

I would tell you a joke about Nebraska

But it's too corny.

If you like dry humor though, I have a good one about Arizona!

John Malkovich is like a comedy towel.

Everything he touches becomes dry humor

I told my friend a joke about a desert, but he didn't laugh.

I guess some people just don't understand dry humor.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

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The UN is in session and the three major superpowers, the US, Russia, and China are trying to out do each other's achievements.

The US says "we have a missile that could reach any point on Earth with amazing precision and destroy it."

Everyone else starts chattering in disbelief and t...

I make a living selling dehydrated body fluids, especially blood, yellow bile, black bile and phlegm.

I'm well renouned for my dry humors.

A recovering alcoholic asked me if I wanted to hear a joke...

I said "Nah man, I don't do the dry humor."

What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator...

*dry humor is dry*

I tried to be a tap dancer

but I kept falling in the sink!

(thank you, british uncle ken for that dry humor)

What's a Californians favorite type of comedy?

Dry humor

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