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Dry humor about water.

So these two guys are in a cabin in the woods by a small pond in Vermont.

One says, "Hey, go fetch some water to drink."

So the other takes a pail and wades out into the pond to get water. He looks up and there is a bear across the pond looking at him and growling!

The guy drops...

I finally thought of a joke with just the right amount of dry humor

I’ll post it soon

I would tell you a joke about Nebraska

But it's too corny.

If you like dry humor though, I have a good one about Arizona!

What kind of jokes do laundry like?

Dry Humor

John Malkovich is like a comedy towel.

Everything he touches becomes dry humor

I told my friend a joke about a desert, but he didn't laugh.

I guess some people just don't understand dry humor.

What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator...

*dry humor is dry*

I tried to be a tap dancer

but I kept falling in the sink!

(thank you, british uncle ken for that dry humor)

A recovering alcoholic asked me if I wanted to hear a joke...

I said "Nah man, I don't do the dry humor."

What's a Californians favorite type of comedy?

Dry humor

I'm on a seafood diet

If I see food and it's a fish I eat it

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About an inch

The UN is in session and the three major superpowers, the US, Russia, and China are trying to out do each other's achievements.

The US says "we have a missile that could reach any point on Earth with amazing precision and destroy it."

Everyone else starts chattering in disbelief and t...

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