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Dog Whistle Jokes

Why can't humans hear a dog whistle?

Because dogs can't whistle.

(X-post from r/dadjokes)

What did the dog say to the dog whistle?

That Hertz.

Why can't you hear a dog whistle?

Because they have a hard time puckering their lips the right way.

Apparently a dog whistle in inaudible to the human ear.

Just think, my pet could be sitting in front of me whistling a tune and I can't hear a thing.

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