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Disney Movie Jokes

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What's Gordon Ramsey's favorite Disney movie?

IT'S FUCKING FROZEN!!!

My favorite Disney movie is The Hunchback of Notre Dame.

I love a hero with a twisted back story.

What's Dio's favourite Disney movie?

Aladdin. Because I can show you ZA WARUDO!

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What do fairy tales, Disney movies and porn have in common?

Unrealistic stepmother depictions

Rick Astley doesn't mind lending out his Disney movies...

But he's never gonna give you Up.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Disney Movies ?

Disney Movies still touch kids

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I said to my wife, "Our relationship is a lot like a Disney movie."

"Aww... That's cute," she giggled, "I'm your princess and you are my charming prince?"


"Not exactly" I said. "I've fucked seven dwarfs."

What do Disney movies and coathangers have in common?

They can both bring out the child from within.

My girlfriend told me to stop watching Disney movies and be a man.

Does anyone know how to be swift as the coursing river?

They told me I couldn’t bring my favourite Disney movie to class yesterday

But I showed them Up.

What do you call a disney movie about antique cooking wares

pewter pan

In light of the recent debates on whether Splash Mountain should remain the same or be remodeled after "The Princess and the Frog", let me give you some hints on which Disney movie I think it should be based on.

1. It's far from the most popular Disney film, but it definitely isn't without its fans.
2. It is notable for taking place in the Americas and featuring a mostly non-white cast.
3. One of the main characters of the movie is a selfish and lazy teenage prince who likes to party.
4. This princ...

It was getting close to my wife’s birthday. She was looking at herself in the mirror. I asked her what she’d like for her birthday. She sighed and said I’d like to be eight again...

On the morning of her birthday. I woke up early and made her a nice big bowl of coco pops. I then took her to for a special trip to Legoland. On the way home we stopped at McDonald’s where I got her a Happy Meal together we a special McDonalds balloon. We then went to the cinema where they were pl...

What do you call something that is going to die 10 minutes after you see it for the first time?

Every mom in every Disney movie

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Gordon Ramsay with his son

Son: Hey Dad, let's watch a Disney movie

Gordon: Is it The Lion King?

Son: No, it's Frozen

Gordon: FUCK OFF

A man buys a robot that slaps liars

He puts it on the dinner table, and explains what it is. He then asks his son where he was today when he should have been at school.

"I was at school!" The robot slaps the son. "Okay, I went to the cinema."

"Who were you with and what did you watch?" The father asks.

"I was with...

This just popped in my head...

What's a mexican's favorite Disney movie?

Mow lawn.

Sorry.

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