Dex Jokes - 4 Hilarious Dex Jokes

Two mathematicians are in a bar

The first one says to the second that the average person knows very little about basic mathematics. The second one disagrees, and claims that most people can cope with a reasonable amount of math.

The first mathematician goes off to the washroom, and in his absence the second calls over the w...

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Dex: Wife and me fuck like rabbits every night.

Ter: You lucky bastard. Only get it once a month and I call it the bruce lee night.

Dex: Why the fuck do you call it that for?

Ter: Because it’s the night I enter the dragon

How good is your knowledge of Demodicidae?

Jeff: Do you want to hear a demo, dex?

Dex: Eye Mite.

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What do you call a latex suit with spikes inside?

S*pain*dex

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