Pasta joke: what sauce contains tomato, garlic, olives, capers, anchovies and a despotic lunatic?


What do you call a Chinese despot who squeaks when he talks?

Mousey Tongue

Where do tyrants shop for palace improvement products?

Home Despot

What is Vladmir Putin's favorite hit 2017 song?


What do you call a home improvement store for tyrannical leaders?

Home Despot.

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