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Despot Jokes

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What do you call a mean despot?

A dick-tator.

Pasta joke: what sauce contains tomato, garlic, olives, capers, anchovies and a despotic lunatic?

Putinesca

What do you call a Chinese despot who squeaks when he talks?

Mousey Tongue

What is Vladmir Putin's favorite hit 2017 song?

Despot-cito

Where do tyrants shop for palace improvement products?

Home Despot

What do you call a home improvement store for tyrannical leaders?

Home Despot.

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Does masturbation improve reading?

I read that masturbation brings a remarkable improvement in lexicon, and I was absorbed by this statement devoid of reason. Everyone knows that it exacerbates me when I witness a petulant fool brandishing bombastic cultisms as banal corollaries whose ephemeral purpose is to obscure the rickety colle...

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