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Delorean Jokes

If I had a Delorean

I’d probably only drive it from time to time...

For sale, barely used DeLorean

Only driven from time to time.

I've already got a car, but I want to have a DeLorean as well.

I would drive my first car every day, but only drive the DeLorean from time to time.

Anyone wanna buy a Delorean?

It has super low milage
I only drive it from time to time!

Bought myself a delorean yesterday

Sitting in it really makes time fly

I'm looking to sell my Delorean

Is in good condition. Not to many miles on the clock, only driven from time to time.

Doc from back to the future didn’t use his delorean all that much

He only used it from time to time

I bought a Delorean R/C car today.

I accidentally ran it at full speed. I guess I'll have to wait about 10 years to get it back.

My uncle once got his DeLorean up to 88 mph, and ended up 30 years in the future.

That's how long he got for hitting all those people at the bus stop.

I saw someone driving a DeLorean to work today. If I had one I wouldn’t use it for running about like that...

I would just drive it from time to time.

If Boba Fett’s armor was stainless steel...

he would be a ManDelorean

Did you hear that Disney+ is making a crossover between Star Wars and Back to the Future where the time machine is half car and half person?

It’s called the Man-DeLorean.

I heard about a guy caught speeding in California

He was going 88 mph in a Delorean

To refuel the flux capacitor

Why did the DeLorean cross the road?

What do you get

When a Delorean crashes into a policebooth?
A pair-of-docs!

Ba-dun tss

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