Ashes To Ashes Jokes - 3 Hilarious Ashes To Ashes Jokes

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Ashes to ashes, dust to dust

Pussy isn't pizza, dont eat the crust

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Did you hear about the Italian chef who died?

He pasta way. He just ran out of thyme. Here today, gone tomato. His wife is still upset, cheese still not over it. We never sausage a tragedy coming. Ashes to ashes, crust to crust. There’s just not mushroom for Italian chefs in today’s world.

A man was born a street sweeper and dies a street sweeper. What do they say at his funeral?

From ashes to ashes, to dust to dust. Sweep dreams, old friend.

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