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Criminal Lawyer Jokes

Halfway to my dream of being a criminal lawyer!

Now I just have to work on the lawyer part.

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A businessman, a doctor, and a lawyer walk into a bar.

They grab a table, order drinks, and begin commiserating about work.

The businessman starts. He says: "I've been dealing with this investor who's financing my company. Every time I ask this guy for even a bit of slack when revenue is tight he comes down on me like he thinks I'm good for nothi...

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