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Control Freak Jokes

Knock knock. Who's there? Control freak.

Right as they start to say "control freak who?" You quickly cut them off and say "next you're supposed to say control freak who!"

Control Freak

## Knock! Knock!

John: Who’s there?
Freddy: Control Freak.
John: Con…
Freddy: Okay, now you say, “Control Freak who?”

A control freak has 5 kids, how many of them does it take to change a light bulb?

There's no point in trying, none of them can change anything.

I'm not a control freak.

But let me show you the right way to do that.

Wanna hear a joke about a control freak?

Yes, you do.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

What kind of skin growths are the biggest control freaks?

Anal warts.

Knock! Knock!

-Who’s there?

-Control freak

-Con...

-Okay, now you said, “Control freak who?”

What do you need to perform a fair test in a mental asylum?

A control freak.

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