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Knock knock. Who's there? Control freak.

Right as they start to say "control freak who?" You quickly cut them off and say "next you're supposed to say control freak who!"

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Control Freak

## Knock! Knock!

John: Who’s there?
Freddy: Control Freak.
John: Con…
Freddy: Okay, now you say, “Control Freak who?”

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A control freak has 5 kids, how many of them does it take to change a light bulb?

There's no point in trying, none of them can change anything.

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I'm not a control freak.

But let me show you the right way to do that.

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Wanna hear a joke about a control freak?

Yes, you do.

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This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

I am over 18

What kind of skin growths are the biggest control freaks?

Anal warts.

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Knock! Knock!

-Who’s there?

-Control freak

-Con...

-Okay, now you said, “Control freak who?”

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What do you need to perform a fair test in a mental asylum?

A control freak.

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