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Contrarian Jokes

My ex said I was a “contrarian”

I disagree.

Why do horses make the ultimate contrarians?

Because they'll only ever say neigh

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

What did the contrarian rooster say?

Cockle-Doodle-Don't.

People say I'm quite contrarian.

But I disagree.

Everyone's a contrarian these days...

Well, except for me of course.

What star sign are you?

"I'm a contrarian."

"That's not a star sign."

"YES IT IS!"

I have a friend from Armenia who disagrees with everything I say just for the heck of it.

He's such a Contrarian.

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