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What did the contrarian rooster say?

Cockle-Doodle-Don't.

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My therapist says I'm a contrarian

But I disagree



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Why are horses always contrarian?

All they say is neigh

What star sign are you?

"I'm a contrarian."

"That's not a star sign."

"YES IT IS!"

Everyone's a contrarian these days...

Well, except for me of course.

I have a friend from Armenia who disagrees with everything I say just for the heck of it.

He's such a Contrarian.

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