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I tried to be friends with my computer mouse

But he's too cliquey.
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Where did the computer mouse go to get a drink?

The spacebar

And you know I’ve been to a couple spacebars before, they’re all exactly the same. Great food, no atmosphere.
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I was having trouble understanding the importance of the computer mouse...

And then it clicked.
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My computer mouse isn't working properly

It could type paragraphs, but now it's just randomly slamming its tiny paws on the keyboard.
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A Youtuber got extremely famous for catching lots of fish with only a computer mouse...

Turns out it was just clickbait.
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Digital Milk

What do you call a computer mouse for a cow?...

a Moose!
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Dad my mouse isn't working

I've yet to see a mouse with a job.

My computer mouse stopped working 15 minutes ago, A dad joke ensued.
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