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What does Mr. Sulu do when he gets horny?

Chekov

Hey Captain Kirk, who's your most productive officer?

That would be Pavel - any task I give him, he'll quickly Chekov.

That Russian guy died today....

I guess that's one we can Chekov the list.

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