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Champignon Jokes

What do prize winning competitive mushroom pickers eat in the morning?

Breakfast of Champignons

What is a French Mushroom’s favourite rock song?

We Are The Champignons

Personally I think you should start the day off with a meal of French mushrooms

...Breakfast of champignons

Whilst holidaying in France I saw a group of mushrooms performing Queen covers.

I said 'You're brilliant, what's the band called?'
They replied 'We are the Champignons, my friend'

What did one mushroom say to another after winning the taste tests?

We are Champignons!

When I was in Paris, I got up early to get some food.

They had this huge mushroom buffet. Portabella, shiitake; Breakfast of champignons

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